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2017 Employee Engagement Report, only 24% of workers feel connected to their peers — which means that more than three out of every four employees at the average organization feel at least a bit isolated.

When companies don't support team-building initiatives — or at least when they don't prioritize them — both veteran and rookie employees alike are less likely to have friends at work.

Back in my dating years, my standard opening line was something along the lines of, "Um, I'll have the Cheeseburger Plate and a Coke." It's a miracle I ever got beyond shaking hands.

Nevertheless, the following pick up lines, all culled from various internet sources, have provided incurable romantics with thousands of opening remarks to help negotiate coupling success.

I remember when I joined the team at Officevibe, I was pretty nervous, and wanted to make sure I became friends with the team as quickly as possible.

Luckily, the team here understands how to properly onboard a new employee, so I was okay, but I’ve had different experiences at other companies I’ve worked at.

Onboarding is one of the hardest things to get right in the employee life cycle, but in my opinion, the most important.

If you get that part right, then they’ll be that much more engaged, and that much more productive.

Task the groups with finding 10 things that all of them share in common (besides the obvious, e.g., that they are human).